Thursday, May 18, 2006

Invest with MicroSoft

My favorite Microsoft joke: Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.
"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"
"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"
"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.
"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.
"Yup," said the angel.
"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him. "Where's the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.
"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.


Anonymous said...

1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6.Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
13.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
14.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
15.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
16.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
17.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
18.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
19.User Error: Replace user.
20.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
21.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
22.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
23.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.

Trinity said...

"9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"